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那方婆婆首次探訪年輕人的對話

 

教育交流道上的朋友: 您好!

您想與我直接談談有關現今的教育問題嗎?或是人生的價值觀? 又或分享你的生命體驗!?

 

那方

2003.5.17

 

我們的世界教育交流道在:MSU網站裡, 進入後打 venus@7411.hotmail.com 個人聊天室

 

歡迎光臨

 

@ 現在我初次進入這個年輕人的團體; 請看我是如何開始我的教育交流使命吧! @

 

那方: 嗨! 您好我是那方!

Chao:welcome.....na fan

Chao:haha....

lin93:hahaha...

Chao:hi, kelly sahuarohallin93:hi kelly EthanChao:where are you, na fan?

那方:對不起我寫中文可以嗎?

Chao:當然,剛剛因為轉不過來所以用英文

那方:我是加拿大的中文老師的老師

Chao:這是繞口令嗎?中文老師的老師?

Chao:那應該算是比中文老師中文更厲害的中文老師嗎?

那方:對不起我是初次上網聊天不熟悉要請您指教

lin93:hahaha...i am the first time too

Chao:sahu, he is so humble...

lin93:yeah..

Chao:你不要客氣啦!你在加拿大嗎?

那方:是的, 我是教大人如何教中文的老師, 您呢?

那方:您們想學中文嗎?

Chao:我是一個工程師 我比較想學台灣國語

那方:是嗎? 您的中文很不錯嘛!

Chao:sahu, do you think he is serious?

lin93:not sure

Chao:我的中文其實很破喔!

lin93:really?

那方:您現在在哪裡工作或是讀書呢?

Chao:sahu, you need not be as serious as him, I am kidding to him

lin93:oh.

Chao:我是工程師,你不專心聽,打屁股一次

Chao:sahu, do you think he is a chinese?

lin93:i don't know

那方:很對不起我的英文很破用中文好嗎?

Chao:你好像還沒跟我說你現在人在哪裡?

那方:我不是說我在加拿大嗎?

Chao:I was talking to the kind sahu,....not him...of god

Chao:我在台灣 ,你是中國人或台灣人嗎?

那方:很好我是台灣來的

Chao:sahu, I guess he is very old...I imagine...

lin93:i guess so

Chao:真的?我住台北喔

那方:當然是中國人也是加拿大人嘛

Chao:你怎麼會去加拿大啊?

那方:你住台北哪裡呢?

Chao:我住在中山北路二段你知道嗎?

Chao:sahu, are in taipei as well?

lin93:yes

那方:知道, 我移民已有十年了

那方:我住在台北溝子口

Chao:是一個地方嗎?

那方:溝子口在景美

Chao:喔! 想不想念台灣?

那方:想雖想但我喜歡溫哥華

Chao:now you can type in chinese...

Chao:我有一個好朋友的老婆也在溫哥華帶著兩個小朋友,很偉大也很厲害

Chao:你一個人在加拿大嗎?

lin93:ask him how old he is

Chao:喔!你幾年沒回來台灣了

那方:我去年還回台北呢!

Chao:你還有三個問題沒有回答我

Chao:sahu, you can type in chinese, don't let me alone

lin93:i..i am considering to join you two or not

那方:對不起我是一個老太婆呀! 比不上您們年輕人

Chao:老太婆?哈哈

lin93:hahaha...

Chao:look, I guessed right

Chao:我也蠻老的

lin93:I thought it's he not she

那方:我應該已回答您的問題了吧

Chao:that proves women react slower than men...

lin93:I still have no idea why she chose to join this chat room

Chao:問題一:當木魚掉到水裡會變成神麼?

那方:木魚掉水會變神的話, 那你如掉水就變仙了

Chao:好吧!既然你這麼厲害,那我問第二個問題好了

那方:問吧

Chao:問題二:你幾歲?

那方:老太婆的年齡還用問嘛? 當然是老掉牙的年齡囉!

Chao:sahu,your turn...

那方:您難道是一位女工程師嗎?

Chao:問題三:老掉牙的年齡是幾歲? 我是老掉牙的雄性工程師

那方:您認為幾歲就是幾歲; 請注意小孩子也是無牙族呢!

Chao:sahu, I have asked, but she doesn't want to answer me..

lin93:well can't help you...hahaha...

Chao:你怎麼會想到光臨敝聊天室?

lin93:good question

Chao:不小心誤闖?還是........

lin93:I have no idea what she is talking about??

Chao:me.............................too.....................

那方:我不來此如何與您交談呢?有緣吧!

Chao:喔!你一個人在加拿大嗎?

那方:我現在剩兩個人, 其他的人都睡了

Chao:怎麼這麼多人?阿婆...你那邊是怎樣?

那方:我家有老公 兒女 孫子 媳婦還有房客.......

Chao:很少有老人家很晚還不睡的

lin93:is she ghost?

Chao:婆婆有一顆赤子之心

那方:答的好! 老人失眠睡不著才要找人聊聊天嘛!

Chao:I start to think she is pretending that she is old and she doesn't speak english, so, be careful

lin93:ok

Chao:為啥失眠?被老公欺負?

那方:您答對了一半!老婆婆晚睡, 想找人說話呢!!

Chao:等一下喔!

那方:您難道不知道老人的睡眠少嗎? 失眠才好! 不失眠一睡不起才糟糕 呢!

那方:93: Sorry I can't with English talk for you

那方:老婆婆出關童心猶在呢!

Chao 不告而別; 太晚了我也去睡了6個鐘頭以後發現他們還在聊

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Chao:那方!今天下午真的很對不起

Chao:各位!這位那方很恐怖喔!跟他過幾招看看

Jake:It seems that most of the people want to be there around Aug.

Nan:haha.. how horrible..

白白向前衝:大家都好強哦~~~我的媽呀~!!

Chao:I see, but the biggest problem for me is that I don't receive I-20 so far

Jake:??

Chao:白,你說對了

Nan:Jake , are you going to enroll U of Iowa too?

Chao:那個那方真的可以當你的媽了

Jake:I get the admission letter from the dep. around early April

Nan:呵呵congratulations..

Jake:and the Admission confirm my materials around April 20 Nan

Nan:UI is a good school..

Chao:那方婆婆,不要跟我賭氣嘛!說說話啊

Jake:I got I-20 last week

SuJake:It's a very time to wait their I-20 Nan2959:by the way,sujake, how much is your tuition and fees? EthanChao:I got I-20 from syracuse and isu, that will be a problem later

白白向前衝:I have to go~~

Chao:不多留一下?

白白向前衝:tomorrow have something to deal

Jake:Nan:Ya(Sorry for answering so late)

Nan:hmm..

Nan2959:ok.. EthanChao:ok, be good Nan2959:haha..have a good night..

白白向前衝:明天還見的到你們~~!!嗎

Nan:by the way,sujake, how much is your tuition and fees?

Chao:I hope so.... Nan2959:me too..

白白向前衝:Chao, someone gotta open this chat then

白白向前衝:can u give my ur MSN

白白向前衝:oh I see

Nan:If I can pass the TA Certification Test, I will receive the scholarship. Otherwise tuition almost the same as MBA students.

EthanChao:ethanchao@yam.com EthanChao:I hope I can see you tomorrow

EthanChao:那方婆婆.....

白白向前衝:this is my / fafashui@hotmail.com

那方:早! 那方起來了

Nan:hmm..I would like to know how much your estimated tuition and fees, may I?

Chao:I got it..

白白向前衝:不要一直叫人家婆婆~~這樣當然會生氣

白白向前衝:good nigth everyone ~~~~

白白向前衝: Chao:你自己問她幾歲了

Chao:good night

 

Chao:那方婆婆.......

白白向前衝:那方婆婆.......

88~~今天沒機會跟你們聊聊,改天見~~

白白向前衝:see u all

Nan:haha..

Chao:jake, do you resolve the housing problem?

那方:嗨!我是那方我已睡醒了 你們還在聊啊!?

Jake:Nan: The I-20 write about $5000 a year, and they write that based on the residence tuition(When they offer scholarships)

Nan:hmm..how about the out-state tuition?

Chao:今天下午真的很抱歉 我有急事突然離開......

Jake:Nan: If no scholarships, I think it's about $15000 a year

Nan:mine is approriate 14500 per year..

Jake:Ethan: not yet I plan to find the house there

Nan:how about your living expenses?

Chao:那方,你又睡著了?老人就是老人

Chao:那方婆婆還是不理我?

Nan:呵呵 婆婆妳好啊

Jake:Nan: Management Science,,

Chao:you 2 are in same major

那方:對不起我可馬上要出門了, 我有讀書會; 希望能夠再與您們聊

Chao:好吧!不要跌倒了

Jack:that's cool..you mean your concentration is IS?

Chao:加拿大現在是白天早上